I feel WICKED!

Dear [instert your name here],

I just got back from Chicago with my hot wife, my sweet sister, and her awesome boyfriend Nick. We all had a great time, despite being there for less than 24 hours! I saw Wicked (which was wickedly amazing) and ate some seriously delicious pizza at Giordano's Pizza. Absolutely incredible, let me tell you!

The main reason I am posting, however, is that I have lost my cellular phone and cannot find it anywhere. So, if you want to get a hold of me, either send an e-mail or call Liz.

Peace.

Love,
David