Three things...

1)

SURVEY

You Are Most Like Bill Clinton

No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like. But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all.

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

2)

JOKE

Bono, Jesus, and Santa Claus walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks. Santa orders hot cocoa, Bono orders a Guinness, and they're just waiting on Jesus to order, when he leans over to Bono and says: "Listen mate, I'm a bit short on cash, so I'll just get some water, and you can turn it into wine."

3)

COMMISSION

Serving the poor...

Make us worthy, God,
to serve those throughout the world
who live and die in poverty or hunger.
Give then, through our hands, this day their daily bread;
and by our understanding love, give peace and joy.
Amen.

--Mother Teresa of Calcutta, Yugoslavia, 20th Century, altered.


Love,
David Filkins